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Benjamin Smith
Jammie Dodger
Nicey replies: Yes its the Saatchi and Saatchi influence on Jammie Dodgers at work here I fear. I have made my views plain on this before.

As for who they are dodging there is a very tall tale by 'Phil Tougher' in our readers feedback section, use the Jammie Dodger icon in the search area to find it.

I think the actual explanation is to be found in:

The Queen Of Hearts,

She baked some tarts,

All on a summer's day.

The Knave of Hearts,

He stole the tarts,

And took them clean away.

The King of Hearts,

Called for the tarts,

And called the Knave back home.

The Knave of Hearts,

Brought back the tarts,

And vowed he'd steal no more.

I assume the Knave had to do some dodging in order to carry out the theft.

Rebecca Lowe
Jaffa cakes
Nicey replies: I appreciate your dilemma but Jaffa Cakes are indeed small cakes. The problem does not lay with their classification, rather it lies with your own draconian rules. Simply extend them to include the very reasonably priced Jaffa Cakes, and possibly Pimms Biscuits which are like Cherry Jaffa cakes with white chocolate.

As you have expounded upon biscuit classification is a far from simple or trivial exercise, and so your own rules will need to reflect this diversity, if you are to fully embrace the world of tea time treats.

James Fussell
Rocket ScienceTea
Nicey replies: That's an inspired idea Jim. I don't think they would have to be too huge, and maybe next year we could make a set of things to print out to assemble your own advent calendar. A Rover assortment tin should provide the perfect filling. Yes it all definitely makes sense.

Oliver Snell

Sainsbury's Lemon Thin Review
Nicey replies: We didn't run into this problem as our natural instinct to scoff the lot straight from the packet saved us from any misfortunate biscuit tainting.

Paula Brockhurst
Pink WafersRocket ScienceTea
Nicey replies: Sound advice Paula, I know the Wife would agree with you on the whole tea/staying in bed thing.