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Professor elemental
Nicey replies: Hello Professor Elemental,

Yes we have been made aware of your work, so its very nice to hear from you in person. Its a one of the YMOS's birthday today so we are enjoying extra tea rations today to help wash down all the the birthday cake.

Well done on the bonkers numbers of hits on your YouTube stuff. Ours is mostly here


Station Lightyears
Nicey replies: I too have problems with caffeine past 6pm, it keeps me up all night. So I've found the best approach is switch tea brands. Being committed PG Tips drinkers having a cup of their decaf is a little flat. So I usually go for Yorkshire Tea decaf which manages to fool my tastebuds into thinking I'm just having a slightly non-standard cuppa instead of a cup of my usual which has something not right about it.

There is probably a PhD to be had getting to the bottom of that one.

Mark Hamlett
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Nicey replies: Mark,

Thanks for the heads up on that.

Trina Fitzalan-Howard
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Nicey replies: Don't know why the Fig crisis isn't making the mainstream news. Maybe SKY would go with it if there was some kind of riot as a consequence of Fig Roll shortages. Given the scant coverage of the GingerNut / Morning Coffee crisis of 2006 I don't hold out much hope.

Steve White
Nicey replies: Fighting our corner I think pouring water over a tea bag to rinse the tea from it is definitely errant and slightly dangerous behaviour as tea needs steeping not washing.

Other than that ideological difference we seem to be on good terms and thanks for dropping by.