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Mike Armitage
Nicey replies: That is quite tempting actually.

Katie Drummond
Nicey replies: Hello Katie,

Actually our flask makes a splendid cup of of tea in the way I've described, and is way hotter than any dodgy old urn thing. Obviously it's not boiling but I would say it produces better tea than some of our heavier teapots, even when correctly warmed.

If Ellis Brigham's flasks are anything like their skis then I'm probably not sufficiently advanced in the art to use one according to the Australian/French/South African guy working there.

Mike Mood
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Gareth Griffiths
Nicey replies: Gareth,

That's quite a dangerous line your taking there. Rather than selecting out the weirdoes surely we should embrace them into a tolerant and equal opportunity workplace. Filling in the form would simply mean that nobody would make tea for them, and any normal people starting there would be told about them too.

Alexa Didcott Kerrie-Anne Wright
Nicey replies: Morning Ladies,

Thats some great initiative there. Presumably you have these all filed next to the kettle for reference. Also you should make sure that it becomes company policy that all new starters have to fill in one of these and browse all the other ones before they are even allowed to use the kettle.

I just pulled out the first one from the fifteen you sent, Wifey and I enjoyed them all however.