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Michele Cosgrove
Nicey replies: That is an appealing theory, a bit like Lamarckin vs Darwinian evolution. However modern biscuit scholars now realise that this is a case of parallel evolution in the vanilla and chocolate biscuit cream worlds, So whilst the two may appear related they do in fact have quite separate heritages. Simply tot up the similarities vs the differences. Similar, two biscuits and cream filling. Differences shape, sugar bits, patterns, placement of holes, and of course flavour. Thats 2 vs 4.

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Nicey replies: Ace. Advanced biscuit eating skills, I think a special page might be in order,

As you say:

Smashing Orangey bit ectomy

Total Bourbon disassembly.

And maybe:

Total Custard Cream disassembly.

Cow-ectomy, malted milk.

Fig roll crust removal.

Chocolate Marshmallow upper choc depletion.

Nicey replies: Thank you for your biscuit enquiry.

You are of course right. If they wanted people to call it blue ribbon, they would have written that on the packet.