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Impressive results of the Biscuit Poll

We asked you to cast your votes, and you responded in your thousands, hoorah! So now we can reveal the results of your favourite biscuits, your most regularly eaten biscuit and which one you really can't stand.

You might want to make yourself a particularly comforting cup of tea as the results are bound to be shocking and provocative or mildly dull depending on how seriously you take biscuit popularity polls. Be forewarned gazing upon such ultimate truths may forever alter the course of your life, then again it may not.

  • Digestives scored top in a our regulars but only 15th place in favourites. 92% of Digestive eaters would rather eat something else.
  • The same pattern is repeated in the Rich Tea, 5th in the regulars but 28th in the favourites and 93% of Rich tea eaters would rather something else.
  • Custard Cream and Bourbon eaters are much more satisfied with their chosen biscuits, with 2 out of 3 choosing it as their favourite as well as their regular.
  • When we factor in loyalty, that is the ratio of favourite to regular, we find the Chocolate Digestives rule the regulars and Chocolate Hobnobs the favourites
  • The Dark Choco Liebniz puts in an impressive 3rd place in favourites when we factor in loyalty
  • My favourite the Abbey Crunch despite not being available for two years pulls in more favourite votes than the Penguin, Cadburys Fingers, Viscount and Rocky.
  • No surprise that the Pink Wafer is the yukkiest of all, but what have the poor old Fig Roll and Wagonwheel done to deserve 2nd and 3rd place?
  • Coconut biscuits take 10,11 and 12th place in the yukkiest, with the poorly named Nice heading them up.

Advanced analysis

Top 50 Favourite

Name
(1) Dark Chocolate Digestive
(2) Milk Chocolate Digestive
(3) Milk Chocolate Hobnob
(4) Jaffa cake
(5) Gingernut
(6) Chocolate Caramel Digestives
(7) Dark Chocolate Hobnob
(8) Hobnob
(9) Custard Cream
(10) Tunnocks Chocolate Caramel Wafer
(11) Shortbread fingers
(12) Dark Choco Liebniz
(13) Bourbon
(14) Crunch Creams
(15) Digestive
(16) Fig Roll
(17) Choc chip cookie
(18) Tunnocks Teacake
(19) Double choc chip cookie
(20) Garibaldi
(21) Jammie Dodger
(22) Chocolate Ginger
(23) Viennese Finger
(24) Milk Choco Liebniz
(25) Toffypop
(26) Ginger Cream
(27) Jam Cream Sandwich
(28) Rich Tea
(29) Party Rings
(30) Pink Wafers
(31) Abbey Crunch
(32) Malted Milk
(33) Cadbury's fingers
(34) Penguin
(35) Fruit shortcake
(36) Butter Crunch
(37) Abernethy
(38) All Butter
(39) Shortcake
(40) Rocky
(41) Brandysnap
(42) Orange Chocolate Digestive
(43) Lemon Puff
(44) Mint Chocolate Digestive
(45) Cafe Noir
(46) Wagonwheel
(47) Viscount
(48) Echo
(49) Nice
(50) Blue Ribband

Top 50 Regular

Name
(1) Digestive
(2) Milk Chocolate Digestive
(3) Dark Chocolate Digestive
(4) Gingernut
(5) Rich Tea
(6) Jaffa cake
(7) Custard Cream
(8) Hobnob
(9) Choc chip cookie
(10) Bourbon
(11) Milk Chocolate Hobnob
(12) Shortbread fingers
(13) Malted Milk
(14) Fruit shortcake
(15) Garibaldi
(16) Chocolate Caramel Digestives
(17) Tunnocks Chocolate Caramel Wafer
(18) Double choc chip cookie
(19) Shortcake
(20) Fig Roll
(21) Milk Choco Liebniz
(22) Jammie Dodger
(23) Dark Chocolate Hobnob
(24) Penguin
(25) Crunch Creams
(26) Butter Crunch
(27) Tunnocks Teacake
(28) Ginger Cream
(29) Jam Cream Sandwich
(30) Viennese Finger
(31) Rich Tea Fingers
(32) Abernethy
(33) Marie
(34) Dark Choco Liebniz
(35) Cadbury's fingers
(36) Thin Arrowroot
(37) Nice
(38) Pink Wafers
(39) Abbey Crunch
(40) Morning Coffee
(41) Party Rings
(42) Chocolate Ginger
(43) Toffypop
(44) All Butter
(45) Orange Chocolate Digestive
(46) Wagonwheel
(47) Cafe Noir
(48) Pink n White
(49) Rocky
(50) Iced Gems

Top 50 Yuckky

Name
(1) Pink Wafers
(2) Fig Roll
(3) Wagonwheel
(4) Rich Tea
(5) Lemon Puff
(6) Iced Gems
(7) Gingernut
(8) Jaffa cake
(9) Garibaldi
(10) Nice
(11) Coconut Cream
(12) Pink n White
(13) Coconut Ring
(14) Custard Cream
(15) Bourbon
(16) Thin Arrowroot
(17) Jammie Dodger
(18) Blue Ribband
(19) Hobnob
(20) Chocolate Caramel Digestives
(21) Digestive
(22) Orange Chocolate Digestive
(23) Raisin cookie
(24) Malted Milk
(25) Brandysnap
(26) Mint Chocolate Digestive
(27) Cafe Noir
(28) Mikado/Mallow
(29) Dark Chocolate Digestive
(30) Happy Face
(31) Toffypop
(32) Viennese Finger
(33) Party Rings
(34) Almond
(35) Fruit shortcake
(36) Tunnocks Teacake
(37) Ginger Cream
(38) Chocolate Ginger
(39) Tunnocks Chocolate Caramel Wafer
(40) Morning Coffee
(41) Lincoln
(42) Rich Tea Fingers
(43) Teacake
(44) Crunch Creams
(45) Jam Cream Sandwich
(46) Viscount
(47) Shortbread fingers
(48) Marie
(49) Taxi
(50) Penguin