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Steve White
Nicey replies: Fighting our corner I think pouring water over a tea bag to rinse the tea from it is definitely errant and slightly dangerous behaviour as tea needs steeping not washing.

Other than that ideological difference we seem to be on good terms and thanks for dropping by.


Colleen Howe
Nicey replies: Our advice is to stop mucking about and have a proper cup of tea.

Robert Keppel
Nicey replies: Its not a an oversight that the Lemon Puff isn't in our BOTW list. We tried on several occasions to have a go at them but the modern day round Lemon Puff is literally a pale shadow of its former rectangular self. They were a bit on the nasty side basically.

Gemma Rollason

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Nicey replies: Thank you Gemma,

You have enriched all our lives with your insights.

Perhaps one could spear the little blighters on a sturdy paper clip and go for complete immersion (entirely conjecture on my part).

Jane Kelly
Pink Wafers
Nicey replies: Hello Jane

That's a feat of Europe wide cooperation that would bring a tear to the eye of even the most hardened Euro-crat. Are you sure your elderly neighbour didn't get them at Christmas? Or more likely she uses her extensive leisure time to frequent the sorts of shops that sell off dodgy Christmas tins of Danish Butter Cookies (made in Portugal) in mid March.

A big Hoorah for your Polish builders and their biscuit eating ways! Wifey loves Poland and all its novelty Vodkas and Jaffa Cakes.