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Mr Hands
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Nicey replies: Mr Hands,

Glad to hear that you are helping our American cousins appreciate the finer things in life. That's a lot of heavy cake action your indulging in there, but as it's between consenting adults that will probably be all right. Just be sure that you respect each others limits when experimenting with multiple cake techniques.

Some of the finest cups of tea I have had have been made on the tops of mountains on a meths stove fighting off sheep, who are trying to eat my digestives. A somewhat different experience to that of yours last night but both are valid.

Yes and Happy Birthday to Miss Hands.

Jez Philips
ChocolateJaffa cakes
Nicey replies: Yes we are aware of that line of reasoning. The problem is that Cake is considered a staple foodstuff and does not attract VAT, whilst biscuits are considered a luxury item, and as such are subject to VAT. McVities are keen for Jaffa Cakes to be seen as cake, and calling them Jaffa CAKES and making the bottom out of sponge wasn't enough of a clue. The Irish inland revenue decided it was a cake due to its moisture content being above 12%, (see the cake link at the top) Apparently UK the Judge needed more convincing so McVities made him a special 12 inch wide Jaffa cake, which he scoffed down with a pot of tea and then ruled it was a cake, Hoorah.

The goverment alas want the ruling over turned as its got chocolate on top and looks like a luxury item to them and the want to slap VAT on it.

Dominic Pain
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Nicey replies: Wasn't me but Frank made the right call.

Matthew Petty
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Nicey replies: Ace. Advanced biscuit eating skills, I think a special page might be in order,

As you say:

Smashing Orangey bit ectomy

Total Bourbon disassembly.

And maybe:

Total Custard Cream disassembly.

Cow-ectomy, malted milk.

Fig roll crust removal.

Chocolate Marshmallow upper choc depletion.