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Nicey replies: I find them interesting because they are a bit different eating wise.

Andrew Hawksworth
Nicey replies: I could cope with a bacon doorstep and a mug of back street transport cafe tea right now. As for the tea, well you obviously like yours a bit different to ours, although I admit the lighting on that shot makes it look a tad milky.

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Nicey replies: Sorry but you or your friend have that almost completely backwards.

Perhaps you might want to refer to either our book or the proceedings of the 1991 VAT tribunal case 6344, as we did.

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Jim Fussell
Nicey replies: Hello Jim,

Good to hear from you. There is a certain book with your name in the acknowledgements that opens with a chapter on this self same dire scenario. We'll have an extra cuppa here at NCOTAASD HQ to show our support at what must be a very difficult time for you.