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Keith O'Kane
Nicey replies: Kieth,

I think this allows me to utilise the seldom seen Jam and Fruit icons

Gerald Carnelly

Happy Faces Review
Nicey replies: Actually on reflection most of the Happy Faces look a lot like gargoyles.

Tom Hopkins
JamCheese pleaseButter
Nicey replies: Here at NCOTAASD HQ it is butter, or butter + jam, or butter + peanut butter.

I find the 'nothing' troubling, and possibly in contravention of a crumpet's basic rights.

Sounds like a poll.

Jenny Hall
Nicey replies: Looks like you are right to be confused, I'm talking about the ones like a naked teacake covered in coconut. Perhaps somebody else can come up with a pun as I can't think of one either, but then it is quite late.

As for flags, as I have said before we have one for Canada because its ironic. As for anybody else, no sorry or they'll all be wanting one, I've had to turn down the Welsh for example on a number of occasions. If I had to choose an icon for Scotland I might base it on the swarm of Midges that attacked me at half past four in the morning on Rannoch Moor in 1978, as we tried to make a get away without them noticing we were up. Obviously that would be a bit too borne out of personal experience and it would just look like black dots.

Natilie Mann
Nicey replies: Well if you are really set on getting some Burtons ones then try the old corner shop and petrol station search. You can often turn stuff here that isn't to found on the supermarket shelves.

Other than that you could settle for Jacobs Mallows which are basically the same thing and available in the big supermarkets.