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Rachel Preece
Pink Wafers
Nicey replies: Rachel,

Sure, at first Pink Wafers can seem like a bit of a laugh, but they often lead on to nastier harder biscuits like the 'Nice' or possibly even 'Morning Coffee', and I'm sure even a GCSE student would know where to get hold of biscuits like that. Can you be sure you know what's in them, have you read the packet? Do you even know what makes them pink?

Yes its all pretty scary now.

Jack Bricknel
Pink Wafers
Nicey replies: Dear Mr Bricknel,

Thanks for having the courage to share that harrowing tale of pink wafer trauma with us. I only hope that people can learn from your troubling experience.

Missus Hands
Nicey replies: Missus Hands,

Your experiments with multi cake and biscuit eating combinations is now in danger of becoming an obsession, and is manifesting itself as clandestine munching. Remember a relationship is built on trust, not reading about personal biscuit stuff on random interwebby pages.

Lucy Farr
Jaffa cakes
Nicey replies: Lucy,

Yes the moisture content and what happens to it is a good indicator of cakeness vs biscuitness, and has been used in a court of law as an argument against the government no less.

Toby Robertson
CakeJaffa cakes
Nicey replies: Toby,

Simple they are cakes, small ones but cakes none the less. Check out the links along the top of the page 'Cake' and 'Biscuits', for my opinion and that of the Irish Inland revenue.