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Sarah Ward
Jammie Dodger

Jam Sandwich Creams Review
Nicey replies: Sarah,

Fraction 1 are of course 100% right. Fraction 2 are deluded and badly informed in the ways of biscuits, as they thinking of Jam Sandwich Creams.

Judith i vincent
Jammie Dodger

Greg Winterton
Pink WafersJammie Dodger
Nicey replies: Greg,

There are no hard and fast rules about the choice of biscuits for any given occasion. However, it is perfectly possible to choose biscuits well or in poor taste depending on the elegance of the occasion.

I would agree with your first choice and would also add such things as Malted Milk, Fruit shortcake, and possibly some All Butter biscuits, depending the numbers present. At such an informal gathering of friends it may be nice to try out a new biscuit and so almost anything could turn up.

As for a dinner party I would be minded to chocolate Hobnobs plain and milk. Something decadent like a McVities Boaster could so easily form the center piece of a culinary evening. Serving Iced Gems at such an occasion, however, would almost certainly end up with you being ostracised by your own dinner guests.

As for a hired out venue one would always expect to see double layered biscuits and as such the jam and cream sandwich, which would probably head up a plate that includes the custard cream and possibly the bourbon. At such an occasion it would be bad taste to serve up wafers or anything in a branded wrapper such as a Penguin.

Benjamin Smith
Jammie Dodger
Nicey replies: Yes its the Saatchi and Saatchi influence on Jammie Dodgers at work here I fear. I have made my views plain on this before.

As for who they are dodging there is a very tall tale by 'Phil Tougher' in our readers feedback section, use the Jammie Dodger icon in the search area to find it.

I think the actual explanation is to be found in:

The Queen Of Hearts,

She baked some tarts,

All on a summer's day.

The Knave of Hearts,

He stole the tarts,

And took them clean away.

The King of Hearts,

Called for the tarts,

And called the Knave back home.

The Knave of Hearts,

Brought back the tarts,

And vowed he'd steal no more.

I assume the Knave had to do some dodging in order to carry out the theft.

Jason Ryan
Jammie Dodger
Nicey replies: That's fantastic news, and is probably all the evidence we require to back up our wobbbly made up theory.