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Nicey replies: Thanks GOB,

We will keep an eye out for them. They sound like a derivative of their Butter Tea biscuits which are really quite pleasant. We have had quite a few Fox's reviews last year, but then again they did send us a big box full of their new ranges..

I shall pass on your good wishes to the staff.

David Fuhr
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Nicey replies: Anji,

You raise a number of important and topical points. We were only discussing the very issue of incorrectly dimensioned Bourbons last night. Indeed if they are not the regulation size and shape then they probably have a poor flavour. Perhaps there is an inner council of biscuit overlords, who only permit manufacturers to use the classic shape if their biscuit meets the required standard. We had some squat little Bourbons made by Elks before Christmas and they were quite awful.

As for Jaffa Cakes, our youngest member of staff is a great admirer of the whole genre. Indeed last night at 1:00am it took three of them and some milk, before he became coherent and reasonable again. We too have tried Asda's Smartprice Jaffa Cakes and were most pleased with them. I am drawn to the idea of a grand Jaffa Cake festival in the style of our 21st Century Fig Fest, for latter this year.

Dan O'Donnell
Nicey replies: They are almost bound to spill their tea doing that.

Nicey replies: Well I too have always regarded the flapjack as a cake, indeed I have a Pecan Flapjack only a mere 3ft away as I type this, purchased from a cake shop yesterday morning. I am planning to have in roughly an hours time with a nice cup of tea.

As for the review I was of course playing devil's advocate, in an attempt to create a mild controversy.