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Sarah-Jane Winn
Nicey replies: Things like the mighty Penguin tend to be OK as they have their own dedicated production line, due to the volumes involved, so you don't get that may contain nuts thing. United Biscuits have an up to date web page were they list their nut free products.

Hey the Abbey Crunch is listed as nut free, Yay.

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Nicey replies: Their location amongst the biscuits can vary wildly. However we have been informed that the official Tesco policy is to put them next to the Cadburys fingers.

I'm a bit lost with the 5000m thing to your mother. Still never mind.

Sharon Matthews
Nicey replies: If only it were that simple, however the temperature of the tea is a vital factor, and so guidelines would have to be given for piping hot tea, hot tea, warm tea, barely warm tea and stone cold tea.

I really must do a dunking icon tomorrow.

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