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Tim Earnshaw
ChocolateThe FrenchCheese please
Nicey replies: Tim,

Yours is a recognised condition which is why we have the cheese icon.

Fiona Taylor
Cheese pleaseDunkingAeroplanes
Nicey replies: Fiona,

First congratulations on getting the dunking, cheese and airplane icons altogether, well done. Yes, those Dunkers have been mentioned to me once before, I never had them and as you elude to it doesn't appear that they are sorely missed. As for melting cheese in your tea, that is something that you have obviously come to terms with, and if by sharing it with the world it helps you work through it then we are glad to help.

As we are now officially in book plugging mode, I would like to point out that I discuss trains and planes in our sitdown section.

Diana Pleasants
Biscuit tinCheese please
Nicey replies: Yes Biscuit-Enthusiast Mandy had one of those Teddy Bear ones for a wedding present and its still in its box after a year. It didn't help much that the box had pictures of pink wafers on it, possibly because they are colourful and easy to draw.

Our proper biscuit barrel originally had a cracker selection in it, from M&S I think, perhaps a trip to there might bare fruit.

John Rooney
Seek you the GrailCheese please
Nicey replies: John,

I certainly remember cheese footballs and concur that Huntley and Palmer were the main protagonists in this regard. I'm sure Marks and Spencer also had their own label ones. I think that could get cheese and celery ones also, at at Christmas time they liked to travel in tins. From what I remember of them the smelt quite a lot like rampant foot odor. This meant that unless you really liked them you had to get yourself quite psyched up or moderately drunk before tucking in. Much the same thing is true of oysters, I feel. There was also a round cheesy potato snack, cheese balls/puffs with bright orange cheesy stuff on it which smelt worse, so much so that I won't even mention what it reminded me of.

I haven't seen them in years, I think they were displaced from their ecological snacking niche by Scampi fries, much in the way Grey Squirrels have kicked out the red ones.

Tom Hopkins
JamCheese pleaseButter
Nicey replies: Here at NCOTAASD HQ it is butter, or butter + jam, or butter + peanut butter.

I find the 'nothing' troubling, and possibly in contravention of a crumpet's basic rights.

Sounds like a poll.