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Fox's Sprinkle Crinkle Crunch

Monday 23 Sep 2002

We have dipped into our Fox's review box to bring you this weeks biscuit. Now Fox's have enviable skills in the manipulation of sugar to form biscuits. The crinkle crunch previously reviewed has an almost toffee like level of sugar but the boffins at Fox's have now out done themselves.

How have Fox's achieved this feat of biscuit construction? Well they used our old friend, milk chocolate, to adhere a top layer of honeycomb textured pieces which are comprised almost entirely of sugar. The under lying biscuit also appears slightly paler than the straight crinkle crunch perhaps due to even more sugar used in its build, (I'm guessing), and upon opening the packet the honeycomb pieces give a very pleasing aroma reminiscent of a Cadbury's Crunchy.

So what are good for? Well anyone who needs a massive sugar rush, marathon runners, folks single handedly rowing across large bodies of water like the Pacific ocean, diabetics who have gone hypoglycemic, or anybody interested in pushing the envelope of high sugar content biscuits.

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Tunnocks Wafer

Sunday 15 Sep 2002

Now as many of you know wafers are a subject that creates a great deal of controversy and debate. However, cover them in chocolate or something that approximates to it and you are in the realm of the chocolate covered wafer, and that's something worthy of serious tea and sit downs. This week we are reviewing that giant of the genre the 'Tunnock's real milk chocolate caramel wafer biscuit' made in Scotland by T Tunnock Ltd.

The basic design consists of four layers of caramel sandwiched between 5 wafers then wrapped in a thin shell of actual milk chocolate. Each biscuit is wrapped in its own rectangle of foil and paper with its distinctive red and gold stripes and proudly boasting the message that 'More than 4,000,000 of these biscuits are made and sold each week'. That's an impressive claim so we applied the standard, NiceCupOfTeaAndASitDown how long to reach the moon calculation, and came up with 19 years and 10 months, during which time the moon will have annoyingly receded another 75 cm which will require an extra 1.2 seconds of biscuit production.

I was very happy to see the review 8 pack of wafers celebrating 50 years of caramel wafers, and also bearing the information message 'Still Original size'. Its wonderful to see a biscuit manufacturer taking such direct steps to address the issues concerning biscuit eaters. Hoorah, here's to another 50 years of Tunnocks wafers.

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Fox's Raisin Cereal Cookies

Sunday 8 Sep 2002

Well as you may know the folk's at Fox's biscuits sent us a selection of their new products, so we thought that it would only be fair if we took a look at a few of them.

As you may have worked out I really like munchy oat biscuits, and so the Simply Goodness Raisin Cereal Cookies really caught my eye, having rolled oats as ingredient number 2. Ingredients are always listed with the greatest proportion by weight first down to the least. These biscuits have a distinctly homemade appearance with each one looking like it has been baked just for you. There is also a good use of fruit in this recipe with raisins (8%) and currents (5%) both being used. They are also an all butter biscuit in heavy disguise, as butter is the only fat in the recipe, coming in as ingredient 3. As a result of all these good ingredients the resulting biscuit tastes as homemade as it looks.

Despite the pack only containing a mere 9 biscuits the level of roughage afforded by the oats means that you shouldn't find yourself seeing off the whole packet in one sitting. Indeed I found 3 did the trick for me with a particularly nice cup of tea. So if you are after that home baked sort of thing and your not gifted in the ways of ovens, then try these.