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Mrs E Mitchell
Nicey replies: Dear Mrs E Mitchell,

We are sorry that you found our diminutive tea section a disappointment. Being broadminded people we often enjoy a cup of PG on the train regardless of how much monkey crap may or may not be in it. As for tea matters in general we have found, as your email admirably demonstrates, that the vast majority of people have already firmly made up their minds on most aspects of tea. However, once in while we are more than happy to pop up the odd submitted sermon on tea making, to let others know the strength of feeling on these matters.

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HobNob Review
Nicey replies: That's good news. Now you just have to start drinking proper tea and everything will be tickty-boo.

Sarah Lougee
Nicey replies: The long and short of it would seem to be that you need to carry round some Twinings Earl Grey teabags with you, as these appear to the ones you like and that your friends etc don't have. Hope that is helpful.

Oh obviously if you are going on a bit of a big trip you'll need more than usual.


Ginger Nut Review
Nicey replies: Hester,

We drink PG.

As for Ginger matters, Tom who edited our book and his wife are both of the Ginger persuasion and for their wedding cake had a huge ginger one with a Gingerbread groom and bride on top. Perhaps you should up the ante and carry around lumps of ginger, and those little jars of it to snack on.