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Tom Hopkins
JamCheese pleaseButter
Nicey replies: Here at NCOTAASD HQ it is butter, or butter + jam, or butter + peanut butter.

I find the 'nothing' troubling, and possibly in contravention of a crumpet's basic rights.

Sounds like a poll.

Joanna Rogers

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Mrs Betty L. Garrison
Seek you the Grail
Nicey replies: Betty,

Several problems here. First we don't sell biscuits we just review them. Second it appears from your mail and your desired biscuit that you visited Germany, and we are based in the UK. Good luck with your quest, perhaps if you have the wrappers left you can contact whoever makes them and see if they have a US importer.

Stephen Jones

KitKat Review
Nicey replies: Yes I can see how this is can be troubling. The KitKat has always been ambivalent about what it is, preferring to sit on the fence. Of course it would appear that with the chunky they have firmly aligned themselves with the chocolate bars, and in doing so cast doubt amongst those who would call the conventional KitKat a biscuit. Personally I don't feel the need to make hard and fast calls on the KitKat's nature. The big Venn diagram of biscuits would simply move the chunky KitKat out of the union of chocolate bars and chocolate covered biscuits, into chocolate bars. It could still sit next to its forbearers though so that it doesn't look too dramatic.