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Jenni Booth
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Nicey replies: Jenni,

I can understand your plight, being stuck in a sub-tropical paradise, wanting nothing more than a slice of ginger cake from Halifax. Also as for a slight stickyness, perhaps its a fond 30 years of memory playing tricks, but the outside is the cake is like a blend of syrup and carpet tile adhesive, and will only usually be parted from its paper case if threatened with some sort of knife. All part of its unique charm of course.

As for a recipe, I don't hold out much hope. These things usually can only be made given the correct industrial cake plant. Maybe somebody will bring you one, but it might not take well to confinement in a suitcase.

Charles Batho
Nicey replies: You may well be right, as a chocolate covered biscuit it would definately inccur VAT. The rates may be different between chocolate biscuits and chocolate bars, I don't know, VAT gets very odd on these sort issues.

Andrew Maddison
Nicey replies: Very quietly

Yes the Wife does that from time to time, and its all a bit wrong. It also makes a really repulsive sort protoplasm slime at the bottom of our teabag-bin.

Tom Hopkins
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Nicey replies: Here at NCOTAASD HQ it is butter, or butter + jam, or butter + peanut butter.

I find the 'nothing' troubling, and possibly in contravention of a crumpet's basic rights.

Sounds like a poll.

Joanna Rogers

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