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Digestive Review
Nicey replies: Marge,

This probably isn't the advice you're after but the best plan is to not worry about it.

Greg Shailes
Nicey replies: Greg,

Yes I very much enjoy the biscuit bits in 'Two Pints of Lager and†a Packet of Crisps', and caught the episode of which you speak some time ago. The biscuit parts are carefully observed and so far have been right on the money as far as I'm concerned. We linked over to their web site last year after they contacted us.

As for broken biscuits, we have been promised a guest review complete with 'chamber of horrors' type pictures. I think you did right to send them back, the Wife is officially charge of complaining about stuff and writing strongly worded letters which she enjoys greatly.

Years ago when I used to work for a certain Cambridge based computer maker, we used to get our fair share of letters from people complaining about the difficulties they had writing and printing letters using their word processors and printers. I used to think this was odd as they were obviously getting it to work fine in order to send us the letters.

Alan Parkin

Jack Thurston

Tunnocks Tea Cake Review
Nicey replies: Jack,

Obviously that is fantastic, and a certainly worthy of an Arts Council grant.

I used to tell people at parties that I was employed to test dog food, because people occasionally ate it and the manufactures wanted to make sure that it could be consumed safely by people. However, this never seemed to lead on to anything else.

As for other wrappers you seem to be doing just fine with out any suggestions from us.

Sarah Grainger

HobNob Review
Nicey replies: Your colleague has plainly lost the plot. As it happens I'm about to have some HobNobs now with my cuppa because they are biscuits, oaty ones.